I need to apologize to my internet friends for being a really sucky friend the past year.
And to my followers for being an even suckier blogger.
and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku
sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun.
did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.
o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]